I can't take pictures of myself, so I brought a stand-in:
That's Bratwurst, one of the Famous Klement's Racing Sausages. I was unable to hear the Opening Day game since I was on the road...fairly crankified. It appears to have been awesome.
Radish the Great is not a role model. She's not even human. She's a cartoon. Some of the things she does would get a real person hurt, arrested, expelled, possibly even deported. In other words--don't try this at home.