I haven't been doing anything but working, cleaning my apartment for people who never show up, and waving the water bottle threateningly at the cat.
So much for my exciting new life outside of Iowa.
Radish the Great is not a role model. She's not even human. She's a cartoon. Some of the things she does would get a real person hurt, arrested, expelled, possibly even deported. In other words--don't try this at home.